Día del Refresco

"Handy Man" (Shel Silverstein)

Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash

And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar

Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car

On a Friday I might be teachin' school a SATURDAY finds me hustlin' pool

I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone

I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck 

I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck

And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand

That's why they call me Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies

I can come round you know work around the house

Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no

Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 

8: 45 I'm back pressin' suits

Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes 

the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze

I can wash your windows or walk your pet

Get your color reception and on a black and white set

Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy Man

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys

They come to me to mend their toys

Their daddys call me to mow their lawn

And their mama's all horny when their daddy's not at home

I save my evenings for a brand new faces

Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases

I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a handy man

I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man

En medio de la cruda realidad

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TOM NEWMAN - FAERIE SYMPHONY